Happy New Year

Here are some excellent New Year messages from a website for new year Indian text messages:-

An all round lifestyle healthy wish:

May Your Hair, Your Teeth,
Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And
Your Stocks Not Fall;
And May Your Blood Pressure,
Your Triglycerides,
Your Cholesterol,
Your White Blood Count And
Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.
Happy Healthy New Year 2014

Wanting to turn the page message:

Forget About What Happened In 2013
And Look Forward To More Promising
And Fulfilling Days In 2014.
You Just Have To Believe
That The Future Is Brighter.
Happy New Year

One to send to your boss or your deranged friends or best enemies:

May You Discover How To Ease Your Disturbed,
Overworked Brain Into Manifestation And Consciousness,
So You Can Disengage From Adverse Conditions,
And Modify Your Life
For The Best This Coming Year.
Happy New Year 2014!

Here's one for your ear:

Let There Be Outcast Of The Fear,
For This Entire New Year,
Wishing By Heart In Your Ear,
A Very Happy New Year!

And for your single girlfriends, (albeit unintentionally!

Be always at war with your vices,
at peace with your neighbors
and
let each new year find you a better man.
Happy New Year

Yeah, happy new year to you too.